The Life of Helen!

Just then, Big Q entered the room and saved Helens Day!,

see Big Q hadn’t been listening properly in the last class when the assignment was set, and therefore was relying on our beloved heroin Helen to help Teach her what to do,

Helen heaved a sigh of relief, at least she would teach someone today,

rectangle crisis adverted, for now, she carried on in her merry way till group sharing time,

now it was time to learn these young ones a thing or two…

At first she was confused…

These “kids” actually had some good ideas… But not to be outdone by mere “freshmen’s” she asks of the tutor, about the presentation side of things and Helen-i-fies a fellow students work. Using it as an example as she didn’t have any of her own…

feeling awfully proud of her lessons and quick thinking, she delves into the next segment with a fervor she usually saves for her triffids.

She sits silently at first as she slowly comes to terms with what the tutor is trying to teach… Typography???

“What on earth is he on about??”

poor Helen, It looks as though she is in danger of actually learning something today…. and the Tutor is nearly done with the lesson… !

In a desperate attempt to impart some sort of wisdom.. she announces to the Class…

“Well actually, I read Magazines Back to Front” ….    (~~~o)

oblivious to the fact that no-one in the class actually new what she was on about, she smiles Hugely at Big Q, absolutetly content with todays effort, She gets warm,Fuzzy feelings about tomorrow.

of course class was then dissmissed, and all was forgotton as her new state-of-the-art Watch alarm told her it was time to feed her triffids,

Off She rides in her triffid-mobile, into the sunset, readying herself for the adventures that await her tomorrow..

Till Then…

May The Triffid-Ninja Force Be With You: ~~o

Helen arrived early and eager this morning, hoping to get ahead on today’s lesson,

Added to that She had to protect her computer,now that she new there was a danger of someone else deciding to sit there, She could not manage without staring at her triffid all day!

She was well into what she figured todays lesson would be about when the rest of the class filed in, eventually the tutor made an appearance and she was delighted to see it was her Favourite, IAN.

today was going to be a good day…..

IAN started the class by announcing a Critiquing session that was included in the current assignment,

PANIC!!!!!!!

Helen had forgot her rectangles!! and therefore had no teaching material to enhance the learning of her peers, How will they Survive???

Helen Had to come up with something Fast!, would her raw intellect save her this time or will she have to rely on her Super-Triffid Ninja Power to save her???

class starts and Helen makes her way back to her alloted seat…. only to find another student sitting at her computer, logged in and everything!!,

“thats my bag” she says to the student.

“what?” replies said student,

“I said, thats my bag, your on my computer”, Helen was then forced to make the student move off of her computer!, “How rude!” Helen felt violated.

so, naturally it took her some time to compose herself again, but she got sorted. then only to look up at the tutor addressing the class.

She was confused!, this was not ALAAN the computing teacher!, this was MARK the fun-loving illustrating teacher. What a Mess! She must sort this conundrum ASAP! she rases her hand and asks as sweetly as only she can, “Where is the other tutor?, are YOU teaching us today?”

MARK is speechless for a second, and responds “yes, ALAAN had a crisis to attend to…”,

so this has all naturally put Helen right out of sorts, she falls behind in class and had to let the Tutor do the Teaching, How embarrasing!

by the end of the day Helen had made a right mess of things, and the tutor had lost so much patience with her she was being ignored, Poor Helen, all she wanted to do now was runn home and tend to her Triffids, they would understand her pain.

Class was dismissed and Helen ran form sight, in search of her darling Triffids!.

How will Helen recover from this serious Mishap, and Will she recover in time for tomorrows class?  or more importantly, Will she ever earn the respect of her peers? (ever.)

Till Next Time…….

Helen approached her destination at approximately 12.35 pm.

at first she was puzzled as her classmates were not seated outside like they usually were, she continued.

she was startled to find them sitting around the corner on some seats, “oh” she thought, but carried on to try the door anyway. suprisingly this time it was open “Success“.

everyone piles into the classroom to start todays lesson, Programming. Helen rejoiced as she was certain to get high marks today.

Will Helen be able to spread the appropriate quota of knowledge today? or will someone finally throw a mouse at her head?

…………………

Well, with the homework crisis averted thanks to her new friendly friend TOM’s assistance, she enters the class to find out that today we will be creating a new bag design!

Right up her ally! “boy” she thinks to herself “i am sure to teach everybody something today! which fun fact shall i use? there are so many!“,

so with the task at hand she sets off on her quest to enlighten the other students with facts about colors and other various things that you can only learn form farming triffids.

unfortunately Her best friend Big Q is absent today so she preys on TOM, who will save him?!?!?!?!?

………………………

Fortunately for TOM class then was dismissed and he was free, as Helen Had to rush home to feed her Triffids. – Urgently!

Till Next Time…..

Today Helen arrived at class to find all her classmates sitting outside,

then to confirm the obvious reason why everyone was sitting outside, she tried the door, but low and behold it is Locked!

“oh it’s locked” she says,

then her attention is diverted by the homework that was due that day, but she had “procrastinated” doing it and must now hasten to come up with something to show the tutor…

will she complete the task on time? or will she have to rely on her wits to get her through the catastrophe??….

Translation of Helen, the Most “Amazing” ever!

Helen: Verb/ describing an interesting character often spouting facts about useless shit you already knew,

Also Located under “Triffid” and “Sword Fighting Extraordinaire”

In this blog we will document the day to day life and happenings of Helen,

Enjoy!

Triffids Rule!